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I don't like these. We'll keep it short. I'm Jasmine (Jazzie, Jazz). 18. Texan. Brought here by Natalia. Aspiring screenwriter. UTSA Freshman. Wide variety of musical tastes, I never knock it before I try it and I ALMOST always like it. Long story short enough? For now, I'd say so.

FUCK YEAH MUSIC.

BOYS I'D BREAK THE RULES FOR

MUSIC THAT SUX

MOUNT OLYMPUS OF FIERCE BITCHES

I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
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collegehumor:

Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?

Ahhhh education schmedication.  Thats a word right?


diddyjakal:

So, I was doing my school work, and then I found out about this. I’m not even sorry.


niknak79:

Selling textbooks back to college


methoticalmemento:

oh so true $0 can really dampen that feeling


booksneak:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

It…hadn’t.


collegehumor:

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Better Marriage BlanketI really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Having a good idea is hard.  But a bad idea, well obviously that’s very easy. Check out the other inventions here


shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died