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I don't like these. We'll keep it short. I'm Jasmine (Jazzie, Jazz). 19. Texan. Brought here by Natalia. Aspiring screenwriter. UTSA Sophomre. Wide variety of musical tastes, I never knock it before I try it and I ALMOST always like it. Long story short enough? For now, I'd say so.

FUCK YEAH MUSIC.

BOYS I'D BREAK THE RULES FOR

MUSIC THAT SUX

MOUNT OLYMPUS OF FIERCE BITCHES

I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
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officialtribble:

SHOUTOUT TO THE BIRACIAL PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT IDENTIFY WITH THE RACE THEY MAY NOT LOOK THE MOST LIKE

SHOUT TO THE BIRACIAL PEOPLE THAT ARE TOLD WHICH RACE THEY SHOULD IDENTIFY WITH

SHOUT OUT TO THE BIRACIAL PEOPLE THAT ARE TOLD THEY HAVE TO CHOOSE A RACE TO BE WITH AND CAN’T JUST BE BOTH 

YOU GO

IM SORRY PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES

IM SORRY PEOPLE FEEL THAT RACE IS BASED OFF OF COLOR

IM SO SORRY


southparkdigital:

“No it’s MY damn garden and I’m sick of you kids dressin’ up and having talks of betrayal in it!”


jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


booksneak:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

You guys are so in sync.


katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


Hands held higher, we’ll be on fire; singing songs that nobody wrote


links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft


simsgonewrong:

i gave up trying to figure out what’s going on here.


dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell
Anonymous

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 


thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"